Family Secrets (Peter McKay)
Tue, 31 Aug 2010 07:00:00 AM
Peter McKay - This may come as a surprise to my wife, but I can't really complain too much about life around here. I have a roof over my head, shoes on my feet and three square meals a day. The only thing I lack, in fact, is dessert. link
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Poll: One out of Five Americans Do Not Believe Obama Exists (Andy Borowitz)
Sat, 28 Aug 2010 07:00:00 AM
Andy Borowitz - WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — In what might be the most serious challenge to Barack Obama's legitimacy as president, a new poll shows that one out of five Americans is not convinced that Obama exists. link
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Best Intentions (Peter McKay)
Tue, 24 Aug 2010 07:00:00 AM
Peter McKay - In just a few weeks, it will begin again — another school year, started with resolve and determination, expectations of a well-run, smoothly productive operation. link
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The Heat is On … (Peter McKay)
Tue, 17 Aug 2010 07:00:00 AM
Peter McKay - As I write this column, I have a bead of sweat dripping down my nose. It's working its way to the tip of my nose, where it will slowly drip off and land on my desk. It's annoying, but reaching up to wipe my face would just take more energy, which in turn would get me sweatier, if that is even possible. link
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All U.S. Workplaces To Be Fitted with Inflatable Slides (Andy Borowitz)
Sat, 14 Aug 2010 07:00:00 AM
Andy Borowitz - WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — Effective immediately, all workplaces in the United States will be fitted with inflatable slides to enable disgruntled employees to quit as dramatically as possible. link
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A Light Goes On … (Peter McKay)
Tue, 10 Aug 2010 07:00:00 AM
Peter McKay - We have a room tacked on the back of our house where we keep just about everything we don't want in our regular house. I suppose it was originally meant to be a breakfast nook, but it's small and hot in the summer and stone cold in the winter. link
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